Nertz

Nertz

Nertz, simply put, is a multiple player game of solitaire. It’s a fast paced game that only gets faster when more players are added to a game. During a hand everyone plays simultaneously which means it is not a turn based card game. Nertz can be played amongst individuals or in teams of two. The game of Nerts is also known as Nertz, Pounce, Racing Demon, Peanuts, Squeal or Scrooge. It is a competitive patience game for two or more players, using a pack of cards for each player (or team). Nerts is a competitive form of Patience or Solitaire in which players or teams race to get rid of the cards in their 'Nerts pile' by playing them in sequences from aces upwards, either into their personal area or in a communal central area. Each player or team uses their own deck of playing cards throughout the game.
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You drop all your pixiestix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
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Being mad as fuck about something. Making fun of someone or trying to be annoying.
So what I ate all yo shit Daquan you big mad or lil mad
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NertzyyyA swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use 'nert'. Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed 'nert' and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
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A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the 'F' word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché. 
This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like 'Ner-ner-nerrrrt!' in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores! 
Son: Nert...
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When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt
Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty bigsilver dollar pancakes!
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-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, 'That's retarded!'
-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.
Someone says or does something stupid. You say, 'NERT!'
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